While Jeff may look intimidating, he’s really a big teddy bear at heart. He owns and drives the #660 BKRT Impreza. His mechanical aptitude is stunning – he’s touched (in a bad way) every nut and bolt on that car. Like Sebastian Loeb, he often tires of winning, and secretly wishes that everyone else would put up a better fight.
Jeff was conceived in the bathroom at a Kool and the Gang concert. Don’t ask how we know this. As a toddler he often stacked blocks as high as could, just to throw his dirty diaper at them and watch the ensuing chaos. He learned early on how to remove the lid of his sippy cup. This led him to break more rules, including staying up after bedtime, pulling the cat’s tail, and getting addicted to crack. By the time Jeff was in fifth grade he was so cracked out that he had to be supervised 24/7 to prevent him from whoring himself out for drugs. After a near death experience involving an M&M, a picture frame, and a dagger, he decided to sober up. Jeff moved from rural Milwaukee to Colorado prior to starting high school. This gave him the opportunity to start fresh. Determined not to fall into his old ways, he began the school year by joining the FBLA (Future Business Leaders of America) club. The next four years went by in a blur. Jeff graduated high school as the valedictorian and vice-president of the FBLA. His college experience ended abruptly when he served a homemade batch of jungle juice to fellow students. Several of them were killed by the gasoline Jeff had added. During the disciplinary hearing he testified that the reason for adding gasoline was “because I party.”
After he was expelled Jeff turned to CORX to ease the pain, then transitioned into stage rally. Currently he works at Chipotle steaming tortillas and building burritos. He does the occasional rally or hill climb when he feels like it. His loving family always joins him at events. Jeff appreciates their support and never says an unkind word to any of them.
